How to get free drinks in Paris

1. Wear heels
2. Go to the location of tables, inebriated rich/good-looking people and bottles in ice (If you timed it correctly, follow the booze with the sparkler in it)
3. Shamelessly dance up on the boys
4. Attack the shirtless one who is clearly looking to bed someone
4a. Make out with said boy to make him think he will get your american ass into his lit
5. You don't even need to ask for a drink, it will be freely flowing and offered to you
6. Hand off drinks to your thirsty friends (me for example)
7. Et voila. Free grey goose and moet the entire evening morning. Case in point: refer to image above taken at le cab.
8. Leave boy hangin - you're trop classe to go back with him

Been trying to pounce on the most typically dressed parisienne. Will succeed even if I die trying.